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"If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, how will the Environmentalists react?" — **Anonymous** "Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees." — **David Letterman** "Why don't we pay more attention to who are farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto mechanic or babysitter as we are about who grows our food." — **Michael Pollan**, "There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all." — **Robert Orben** "It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians." — **Henrik Ibsen** "God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages." — **Jacques Deval** "I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal.... I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." — **Ellen DeGeneres** Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness." — **Matt Groening,** The Simpsons ||